Monday, June 9, 2008

Well this weekend was pretty lame for me. I only drank 15 bud lights total, but did manage to kill 2 bottles of 100 proof cherry brandy nicknamed "Wiz." I might have to change this site to Bud Light: 15 a weekend.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Well it has been a long time since I updated my blog. I was on vacation for 2 weeks in which everyday I was drunk, including on the plane. I have no idea how much I drank each night since they all seem to blur together. Come Monday, there will be a new entry of the weekends consumption. Tally ho.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

I didnt update my blog yesterday. On Tuesday night I drank 15 Bud Lights. Last night I had around 10.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I consumed 12 beers. 4 Naty Lights and 8 Bud Lights. Been trying to loose some weight before I go to NY. I probably have already dropped 5 lbs or more by not drinking my usual massive amount of beer. Got to love it!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Well Friday night was a weak one. I only drank 3 Bud Lights and watched the Jazz win. Saturday night I drank 17 Bud Lights and 2 Naty Lights. Yesterday, I watched the Jazz win again and drank around 15 Bud Lights.

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Friday, May 9, 2008

I didnt drink anything last night. I was still hurting from the liter of Jack I drank the night before.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Last night I drank ZERO Bud Lights. I only drank 33 ounces of Jack Daniels.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Around 16. Rough night. Went to bed around 2. Woke up at 7, into work by 7:39 aka 7:30.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Last night I drank 16 Bud Lights. It was a pretty boring night. Tonight the Jazz are on so it will be a many beer night.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Just found this on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAPgxoG_XW4&feature=related
Got to give the guy credit for not wanting to commit alcohol abuse by dumping the drink out.
Well this weekend was a drunk one out. I started drinking about 2:30 on Friday. Blacked out probably around 9:30. Went to a bar and I dont even remember going. Saturday I started drinking at 1:30. Drank all day. Had about 4 shots of Lord Bubba. I have no official count but it would be safe to say that I had about 25 Bud Lights each night. No beer at all yesterday. I was hurting.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Last night was a weak one. I only drank 12 beers.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Polished off 18 Bud Lights last night.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Last night I enjoyed 21 Bud Lights and watched the refs throw 2 basketball games. The fucking Jazz lost because of poor shooting and the refs were throwing it. Hopefully the Jazz finish off the Red Rockets Friday night.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Last night I polished off 23 bud lights. What a beautiful day outside. Finally! Better continue cause I got alot of wiffle ball games to beat the 'big cat' in.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Well this weekend was an ok one. I drank about 18 on Friday night. Drank only around 16 on Saturday night. Thru the late afternoon into the night last night, I drank 21 bud lights. Go Jazz.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Sorry to all the faithful 20 A Night fans that I didnt blog yesterday. I was busy at work but dont worry. On Wed. night, I put away 17, I think. Last night I put away 19. Was in bed by 12:30 and the first one into the office at 6:53am. The night did suck because the Jazz couldnt not beat the Red Rockets. WTF? Some dumb bitch on KSL absolutely jinxed the game by saying "Bring on the Lakers." Stupid Cun...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Last night I drank 18 beers. The end.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Last night, I was had the number needed to wake up refreshed and ready to go. I drank 20 Bud Lights last night. I started early yesterday, about 3:20pm. Most of my drinking was done before the Utah Jazz started playing and beat the Houston Red Rockets. Went to bed at 11?? and woke up at 5:30am. Into work by 6:45 in the am. Happy Earth Day too. Drink can beer. That way you can recycle easier because, according to the Maya, the earth ends on December 20, 2012. But then again, the Spanish wiped them out like wiping a white board clean, so what did they know?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Friday night ended up to be a drunk night out. I drank around 20 Bud Lights plus 3 shots of Lord Bubba Whiskey. Saturday night I didnt start drinking until 9:30pm, but managed to put down 14. Yesterday I started around 5pm and drank until midnight. I managed to put down 15. Got up at 5:30 and into work at 6:45.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Last night I was able to drink the number of beers that, also is the same number you need to be to drink legally, and without a fake ID aka 21. It was a good night. The Rockies and the Whales Vaginas (San Diego) were battling it out in the 19 inning when I went to bed. I woke up late and got into work by 7:30. So, for the work week, I only made it on time twice. I guess not drinking 20 a night throws me off my game. Better luck next week.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

17 beers were consumed by me last night. More could have been drank, but I had to be up and out of the house by 6:15am so I went to bed at midnight. Stupid work and responsibility. I need a Sheba like job so it doesnt interfere with my nightly beer consumption.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Last night was a good one. I drank 18 beers. Went to bed at 12:30 and woke up at 5:40 and into work at 6:45am. First day I have been on time.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Last night I drank 20 Bud Lights, finally. I went to bed around 2 am and woke up around 8 am because my stupid alarm clock didnt go off. Stupid alarm clock.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Well this weekend was another weak one for me. I drank about 15 beers on Friday night, around 18 on Saturday night, and about 15 last night. The only lame excuse I have is that my stomach cant handle 20 a night anymore. WTF stomach?

Friday, April 11, 2008

Well I didnt really feel like drinking last night. I got of work late and ate dinner late so my schedule's shit was all retarded. I only was able to put down 15. This weekend, I should do better.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Last night was a great one. I drank 18 beers and had 5 shots of Lord Bubba whiskey. Although I didnt drink 20 last night, the whiskey puts it up and over the "20" mark.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Well the past 2 nights have been slow. I only drank 18 Monday night, and 12 last night. Got to step up or this site will have a new name at the end of the month.

Monday, April 7, 2008

This weekend was a way laid back one. I had about 18 on Friday night, about 15 on Saturday night and 15 last night. This hurts the average, but it is getting nicer out. When it is nicer out, the beers go down even better. Come on sun!

Friday, April 4, 2008

I was able to put down 19 last night. Who ever beat me with 22 beers 2 days ago, congrats. Good work. Lets have a drink off sometime. I will smoke you. You have no idea. Mom always said give 100% to anything you do. So when I drink, I give 100%. None of this low percentage of effort pussy shit and only drinking 6 beers. The only time I'll drink 6 beers in a day is if I am really sick. Then again, if I was really sick, I would be sippin Jack Daniels all day to kill the illness from the inside.