Monday, June 9, 2008

Well this weekend was pretty lame for me. I only drank 15 bud lights total, but did manage to kill 2 bottles of 100 proof cherry brandy nicknamed "Wiz." I might have to change this site to Bud Light: 15 a weekend.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Well it has been a long time since I updated my blog. I was on vacation for 2 weeks in which everyday I was drunk, including on the plane. I have no idea how much I drank each night since they all seem to blur together. Come Monday, there will be a new entry of the weekends consumption. Tally ho.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

I didnt update my blog yesterday. On Tuesday night I drank 15 Bud Lights. Last night I had around 10.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I consumed 12 beers. 4 Naty Lights and 8 Bud Lights. Been trying to loose some weight before I go to NY. I probably have already dropped 5 lbs or more by not drinking my usual massive amount of beer. Got to love it!

Monday, May 12, 2008

Well Friday night was a weak one. I only drank 3 Bud Lights and watched the Jazz win. Saturday night I drank 17 Bud Lights and 2 Naty Lights. Yesterday, I watched the Jazz win again and drank around 15 Bud Lights.

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Friday, May 9, 2008

I didnt drink anything last night. I was still hurting from the liter of Jack I drank the night before.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Last night I drank ZERO Bud Lights. I only drank 33 ounces of Jack Daniels.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Around 16. Rough night. Went to bed around 2. Woke up at 7, into work by 7:39 aka 7:30.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Last night I drank 16 Bud Lights. It was a pretty boring night. Tonight the Jazz are on so it will be a many beer night.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Just found this on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAPgxoG_XW4&feature=related
Got to give the guy credit for not wanting to commit alcohol abuse by dumping the drink out.
Well this weekend was a drunk one out. I started drinking about 2:30 on Friday. Blacked out probably around 9:30. Went to a bar and I dont even remember going. Saturday I started drinking at 1:30. Drank all day. Had about 4 shots of Lord Bubba. I have no official count but it would be safe to say that I had about 25 Bud Lights each night. No beer at all yesterday. I was hurting.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Last night was a weak one. I only drank 12 beers.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Polished off 18 Bud Lights last night.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Last night I enjoyed 21 Bud Lights and watched the refs throw 2 basketball games. The fucking Jazz lost because of poor shooting and the refs were throwing it. Hopefully the Jazz finish off the Red Rockets Friday night.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Last night I polished off 23 bud lights. What a beautiful day outside. Finally! Better continue cause I got alot of wiffle ball games to beat the 'big cat' in.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Well this weekend was an ok one. I drank about 18 on Friday night. Drank only around 16 on Saturday night. Thru the late afternoon into the night last night, I drank 21 bud lights. Go Jazz.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Sorry to all the faithful 20 A Night fans that I didnt blog yesterday. I was busy at work but dont worry. On Wed. night, I put away 17, I think. Last night I put away 19. Was in bed by 12:30 and the first one into the office at 6:53am. The night did suck because the Jazz couldnt not beat the Red Rockets. WTF? Some dumb bitch on KSL absolutely jinxed the game by saying "Bring on the Lakers." Stupid Cun...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Last night I drank 18 beers. The end.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Last night, I was had the number needed to wake up refreshed and ready to go. I drank 20 Bud Lights last night. I started early yesterday, about 3:20pm. Most of my drinking was done before the Utah Jazz started playing and beat the Houston Red Rockets. Went to bed at 11?? and woke up at 5:30am. Into work by 6:45 in the am. Happy Earth Day too. Drink can beer. That way you can recycle easier because, according to the Maya, the earth ends on December 20, 2012. But then again, the Spanish wiped them out like wiping a white board clean, so what did they know?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Friday night ended up to be a drunk night out. I drank around 20 Bud Lights plus 3 shots of Lord Bubba Whiskey. Saturday night I didnt start drinking until 9:30pm, but managed to put down 14. Yesterday I started around 5pm and drank until midnight. I managed to put down 15. Got up at 5:30 and into work at 6:45.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Last night I was able to drink the number of beers that, also is the same number you need to be to drink legally, and without a fake ID aka 21. It was a good night. The Rockies and the Whales Vaginas (San Diego) were battling it out in the 19 inning when I went to bed. I woke up late and got into work by 7:30. So, for the work week, I only made it on time twice. I guess not drinking 20 a night throws me off my game. Better luck next week.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

17 beers were consumed by me last night. More could have been drank, but I had to be up and out of the house by 6:15am so I went to bed at midnight. Stupid work and responsibility. I need a Sheba like job so it doesnt interfere with my nightly beer consumption.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Last night was a good one. I drank 18 beers. Went to bed at 12:30 and woke up at 5:40 and into work at 6:45am. First day I have been on time.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Last night I drank 20 Bud Lights, finally. I went to bed around 2 am and woke up around 8 am because my stupid alarm clock didnt go off. Stupid alarm clock.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Well this weekend was another weak one for me. I drank about 15 beers on Friday night, around 18 on Saturday night, and about 15 last night. The only lame excuse I have is that my stomach cant handle 20 a night anymore. WTF stomach?

Friday, April 11, 2008

Well I didnt really feel like drinking last night. I got of work late and ate dinner late so my schedule's shit was all retarded. I only was able to put down 15. This weekend, I should do better.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Last night was a great one. I drank 18 beers and had 5 shots of Lord Bubba whiskey. Although I didnt drink 20 last night, the whiskey puts it up and over the "20" mark.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Well the past 2 nights have been slow. I only drank 18 Monday night, and 12 last night. Got to step up or this site will have a new name at the end of the month.

Monday, April 7, 2008

This weekend was a way laid back one. I had about 18 on Friday night, about 15 on Saturday night and 15 last night. This hurts the average, but it is getting nicer out. When it is nicer out, the beers go down even better. Come on sun!

Friday, April 4, 2008

I was able to put down 19 last night. Who ever beat me with 22 beers 2 days ago, congrats. Good work. Lets have a drink off sometime. I will smoke you. You have no idea. Mom always said give 100% to anything you do. So when I drink, I give 100%. None of this low percentage of effort pussy shit and only drinking 6 beers. The only time I'll drink 6 beers in a day is if I am really sick. Then again, if I was really sick, I would be sippin Jack Daniels all day to kill the illness from the inside.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Last night started off slowly. I had a stomach ache and couldnt get drinking until about 10:30, after I took a massive dump. Then the beers flowed like water. I was able to put down 21 last night. That will bring the nightly average up a little.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

I was able to put down 19 Bud Lights down last night. It started out rough, but after the 8th beer, they started going down like water. Actually, better than water. Went to bed around 12:30 and up at 6, into work by 7 am.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I was just doing the math and for the month of March, I averaged 17.7 beers a night. I know this will disappoint my room mate's friend. He will probably suggest I change the name of the blog to Bud Light : 17.7 a night. Before I do that though, I will try harder to get that average up to 20 for the month of April so the name will not have to be changed. Dont worry, I can do it. Go Beer!

In response to the comment of "what am I running from?", I guess I am running from boredom. Alcohol: the cure for being bored.
Last night started off slow but by bed time I had drank 18 Bud lights. Went to bed about 11 and woke up at 5:40 and into work by 6:45.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Well this weekend was a tame one. I had about 13 beers on Friday night, about 10 Saturday night, and somewhere around 24 yesterday through the course of the day. Opening day today. Go Yankees!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Last night was an easy one for me. I only drank 13 beers. I thought about drinking more, but it was 12:15am so I figured I better go to bed.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Last night was a slow night. I only drank 18. tonight should be a 20 night since NCAA is back on.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Last night I drank 19 bud lights, was feeling tired, went upstairs for awhile with my 19th beer, and later returned during the night and drank my 20th. I didnt want to let down my room mate's friend. He is a huge supporter of Bud Light: 20 a Night and reads it every day. I went to bed at ? and woke up at 5:40, and into work by 6:45.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Last night was a rough one. I went bowling, sucked ass, then came home and bowled near 200, both games, on the Wii. I was able to put down 20 bud lights plus split (2/3 to 1/3) a pitcher at the bowling alley. Went to bed at ? and woke up at 7.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Well, it was a pretty drunk weekend for me. I started around 5 pm on Friday and continued at my buddy's place till about 11, I think. Then I came home and drank around 15 more. I woke up on Saturday, still drunk, and just continued drinking through out the day. I went to bed, more like passed out on the couch, before 1 but maybe earlier. Sunday I took it easy and only drank 13 beers. I have no idea how many beers I drank Friday night, but I would guess that the number is near 30 since I only had 3 beers left at my buddy's and 9 out of 24 at my place Saturday morning.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Last night was a shitty night. The Jazz lost, I only got 10 of 16 picks right in the NCAA finals, and I only managed to drink 19 beers. All in all, it was a bad night for me. Why come I dont got luck? Must be the luck of the French which is non existent because the French suck ass. When is my Irish luck going to kick in? Hopefully tonight. Maybe I'll go buy some Guinness and hope it helps. Mmmmmmm Guinness.

In the office pool, with $200 up for grabs, my roommate leads with 14 wins. WTF? He hates sports, doesnt watch them unless it is the Utes, but still manages to pull this shit out of his ass. Must be because he is a rabid gambler. Heysus Christ.

I went to bed at 1am and woke up at 5:30am and into work by 6:45.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Well I am 2 for 2, that is, drinking 22 beers in a night, for the past 2 days. I guess I am making up for the previous nights where I wussed out and only drank 14. The jazz play tonight. lets hope they win and Kyle Korver plays some defense, unlike the D he was playing displayed on adamfehr.com. I might just go 3 for 3 here, since the Jazz are on. Tally ho

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Well last night was a good one. Had a girl come over for a few hours, then started drinking. I managed to put down 22. Still no where near the sloths, but a respectable number. I was actually surprised to see that I drank that much this morning when I did my morning count. The best part is, that when I started to drink, I was surrounded by 3 of SLC's finest aka SLC cops. I tend not to like cops, especially those NY state trooper assholes, but SLC cops are alright. Not as cool as firefighters, but they get to carry guns.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Well, last night, St Patricks day, was very tame for me. I had 4 tall cans of Guinness and washed it down with 12 cold bud lights. The sloths, once again, beat me. They may only have 3 fingers but they drink 3000 bud lights a night. What an impressive animal.

Monday, March 17, 2008

This weekend was a pretty tame one for me. I had about 15 beers Friday night. Then on Saturday I went to my buddys house and had 2 bud lights, 6 Naty lights and 2 shots of whiskey, then went home and drank about 12 more Bud lights. Yesterday I started off with a bud, then on to a 12 oz guiness, 4 tall can guinness, and finally washed that down with 18 Bud lights. Woke up about 10 to 6 but in work by 7:00am. Irish Car bombs are on the menu tonight, but I got to take it a little easy because this girl I started seeing is coming over. But after she leaves, the beer flood gates are open. Happy St Patricks Day. The big difference between St Patricks day and Martin Luther King, Jr day is that, on St. Patricks Day, everybody wants to be Irish.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Last night I was able to drink 18 beers. the night began slowly because I was full from the JB4D with PE, B&S,and T on S, aka, Jim's Breakfast For Dinner with Poached Eggs, Bacon & Sausage, and Toast on Sourdough. After Conan started, however, the beers started going down and they continued to go down until bed, which was at 1:15. I woke up at 5:40 and in to work by 6:45. I have been catching some comments, like you are going to die, and the amount I drink is just bad for me. I was thinking about it, and realized that I drink Utah beer, which is pussy beer and is only 3.2% alcohol compared with real beer, which is 5%. So drinking 20 Utah beers really only equals about 14 real beers, leaving 6 beers of just pure nutrition. If I was drinking 20 real beers, then I guess your arguments would be valid, but I'm not, so why dont you neysayers go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. That is all.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Last night started off about 5:00pm with a bottle of wine. I split it at dinner with my date, although she only drank about 1 and a half glasses and I drank the rest. Then I went home and drank somewhere around 15-18 beers. I didnt count the total at the beginning of the night but I estimate that there were about 28 or 30 beers in the fridge and this morning there were only 12. The Jazz also won so all in all it was a good night. I went to bed around 11:30 and woke up at 5:45 and into work by 7.

I saw this and recommend it. A dog is mans' best friend so share the goodness of beer with them. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16752671/

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Last night I put down 19 beers. The fucking Jazz lost. WTF Jazz. I am actually suprised I didnt drink more. I went to bed at about midnight:30 and woke up at 5:45 but in work by 7am.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Last night I put away exactly 20 Bud Lights. I went to bed at midnight:30 and woke up at 5:30. I was into work by 6:45. I foresee more beers being drank since the Jazz are playing the Bulls. Go Jazz!

Monday, March 10, 2008

The weekend was a good one. Friday night I only had 13 beers. Saturday night I had about 15. Sunday day, I drank all day long. Started at 10am and drank until 8pm. Over the course of the day I drank 24-25. I woke up at 5:30am and in to work by 6:35am. Tally ho!

Friday, March 7, 2008

It was a slow starting night, but by bed time, which was 12:30am, I had polished off 20 Bud lights. Got up at 5:30 am and in work by 6:45.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

21 Bud lights last night and one shot of Jack. Watch the Jazz beat the pants off the Timberwolfs. Went to bed at midnight and up at 5:30.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008


Bud has to get a new girl to model for them

Last night I was able to put down 19 bud lights along with 2 shots of Jack. I went to bed at 11:30 and woke up at 5:30 and was at work by 7:00am. I have to thank the Nintendo Wii for the help of drinking beer. While playing the bowling game and golfing, you can put down alot of beer.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Last night was a slow one. I only had 10 beers and 10 shots of Jack. It was suggested to me be the office OG at work that I should also write down when I go to bed and when I get up, so I will start doing that. Last night I went to bed at 11:30 and woke up at 5:30 and was in to work by 6:45am. Tonight I will try harder.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Yesterday got started right with the first beer being cracked at 11:00 am. From there I drank all day with friends including 4 shots of bourbon. I estimate that it was at least a case, but probably closer to 36 beers, of Natty light. Then I went home, polished off 10 more Bud Lights and 7 or so shots of Jack. All and all, it was the perfect way to honor the Lord on His day.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Well, last night I started with 33 beers and ended up with 13. By my math that is 20 beers consumed. I also had one glass of wine and 1/4 of a liter of Jack (8.25 ounces). Mmmm...Jack Daniels. Cherrio.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Last night, 18 beers were consumed. Got to thank Sheba for creating a site that documents my amazing drinking ability. Basketball had Jordan, Baseball had Babe Ruth, and beer drinking has me.