Monday, March 31, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Last night I drank 19 bud lights, was feeling tired, went upstairs for awhile with my 19th beer, and later returned during the night and drank my 20th. I didnt want to let down my room mate's friend. He is a huge supporter of Bud Light: 20 a Night and reads it every day. I went to bed at ? and woke up at 5:40, and into work by 6:45.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
Well, it was a pretty drunk weekend for me. I started around 5 pm on Friday and continued at my buddy's place till about 11, I think. Then I came home and drank around 15 more. I woke up on Saturday, still drunk, and just continued drinking through out the day. I went to bed, more like passed out on the couch, before 1 but maybe earlier. Sunday I took it easy and only drank 13 beers. I have no idea how many beers I drank Friday night, but I would guess that the number is near 30 since I only had 3 beers left at my buddy's and 9 out of 24 at my place Saturday morning.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Last night was a shitty night. The Jazz lost, I only got 10 of 16 picks right in the NCAA finals, and I only managed to drink 19 beers. All in all, it was a bad night for me. Why come I dont got luck? Must be the luck of the French which is non existent because the French suck ass. When is my Irish luck going to kick in? Hopefully tonight. Maybe I'll go buy some Guinness and hope it helps. Mmmmmmm Guinness.
In the office pool, with $200 up for grabs, my roommate leads with 14 wins. WTF? He hates sports, doesnt watch them unless it is the Utes, but still manages to pull this shit out of his ass. Must be because he is a rabid gambler. Heysus Christ.
I went to bed at 1am and woke up at 5:30am and into work by 6:45.
In the office pool, with $200 up for grabs, my roommate leads with 14 wins. WTF? He hates sports, doesnt watch them unless it is the Utes, but still manages to pull this shit out of his ass. Must be because he is a rabid gambler. Heysus Christ.
I went to bed at 1am and woke up at 5:30am and into work by 6:45.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Well I am 2 for 2, that is, drinking 22 beers in a night, for the past 2 days. I guess I am making up for the previous nights where I wussed out and only drank 14. The jazz play tonight. lets hope they win and Kyle Korver plays some defense, unlike the D he was playing displayed on adamfehr.com. I might just go 3 for 3 here, since the Jazz are on. Tally ho
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Well last night was a good one. Had a girl come over for a few hours, then started drinking. I managed to put down 22. Still no where near the sloths, but a respectable number. I was actually surprised to see that I drank that much this morning when I did my morning count. The best part is, that when I started to drink, I was surrounded by 3 of SLC's finest aka SLC cops. I tend not to like cops, especially those NY state trooper assholes, but SLC cops are alright. Not as cool as firefighters, but they get to carry guns.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
This weekend was a pretty tame one for me. I had about 15 beers Friday night. Then on Saturday I went to my buddys house and had 2 bud lights, 6 Naty lights and 2 shots of whiskey, then went home and drank about 12 more Bud lights. Yesterday I started off with a bud, then on to a 12 oz guiness, 4 tall can guinness, and finally washed that down with 18 Bud lights. Woke up about 10 to 6 but in work by 7:00am. Irish Car bombs are on the menu tonight, but I got to take it a little easy because this girl I started seeing is coming over. But after she leaves, the beer flood gates are open. Happy St Patricks Day. The big difference between St Patricks day and Martin Luther King, Jr day is that, on St. Patricks Day, everybody wants to be Irish.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Last night I was able to drink 18 beers. the night began slowly because I was full from the JB4D with PE, B&S,and T on S, aka, Jim's Breakfast For Dinner with Poached Eggs, Bacon & Sausage, and Toast on Sourdough. After Conan started, however, the beers started going down and they continued to go down until bed, which was at 1:15. I woke up at 5:40 and in to work by 6:45. I have been catching some comments, like you are going to die, and the amount I drink is just bad for me. I was thinking about it, and realized that I drink Utah beer, which is pussy beer and is only 3.2% alcohol compared with real beer, which is 5%. So drinking 20 Utah beers really only equals about 14 real beers, leaving 6 beers of just pure nutrition. If I was drinking 20 real beers, then I guess your arguments would be valid, but I'm not, so why dont you neysayers go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. That is all.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Last night started off about 5:00pm with a bottle of wine. I split it at dinner with my date, although she only drank about 1 and a half glasses and I drank the rest. Then I went home and drank somewhere around 15-18 beers. I didnt count the total at the beginning of the night but I estimate that there were about 28 or 30 beers in the fridge and this morning there were only 12. The Jazz also won so all in all it was a good night. I went to bed around 11:30 and woke up at 5:45 and into work by 7.
I saw this and recommend it. A dog is mans' best friend so share the goodness of beer with them. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16752671/
I saw this and recommend it. A dog is mans' best friend so share the goodness of beer with them. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16752671/
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Last night was a slow one. I only had 10 beers and 10 shots of Jack. It was suggested to me be the office OG at work that I should also write down when I go to bed and when I get up, so I will start doing that. Last night I went to bed at 11:30 and woke up at 5:30 and was in to work by 6:45am. Tonight I will try harder.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Yesterday got started right with the first beer being cracked at 11:00 am. From there I drank all day with friends including 4 shots of bourbon. I estimate that it was at least a case, but probably closer to 36 beers, of Natty light. Then I went home, polished off 10 more Bud Lights and 7 or so shots of Jack. All and all, it was the perfect way to honor the Lord on His day.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
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