Friday, March 14, 2008

Last night I was able to drink 18 beers. the night began slowly because I was full from the JB4D with PE, B&S,and T on S, aka, Jim's Breakfast For Dinner with Poached Eggs, Bacon & Sausage, and Toast on Sourdough. After Conan started, however, the beers started going down and they continued to go down until bed, which was at 1:15. I woke up at 5:40 and in to work by 6:45. I have been catching some comments, like you are going to die, and the amount I drink is just bad for me. I was thinking about it, and realized that I drink Utah beer, which is pussy beer and is only 3.2% alcohol compared with real beer, which is 5%. So drinking 20 Utah beers really only equals about 14 real beers, leaving 6 beers of just pure nutrition. If I was drinking 20 real beers, then I guess your arguments would be valid, but I'm not, so why dont you neysayers go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. That is all.

1 comment:

Mikey said...

Your info is slightly off. Let me see if I can clarify it for you.
For some unknown reason Utah beer has this reputation for containing a max of 3.2% alcohol by volume. This is incorrect. Utah suds have no limit on the amount of alcohol they can contain. The beer your refering to(bought at grocery only) is limited to 4.0%. Not 3.2%. Compared to your 5.0% Buds. So using your math, that's only 1.8 bottles less beer per "normal" 20 bottles. or 2 bottles less per case of "normal" beer. A pretty minor difference.